Solsuno
solsuno has a kick-ss watch with 138 leds. also, the hourly chime is loud enough to wake the dead which is nice during cl-ss the teacher gets all p-ssed.
3…2…1… beep. teacher says “what the h-ll was that?” i say, “oh, that was my wake up alarm incase i fell asleep during your boring cl-ss.
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