Solt
the highest state of being a sl-t. only 7 of these legendary sl-ts are known to exist in the world.
1. the solt cannot close her legs under any circ-mstance, so the solt walks like a deformed camel with autism.
2. the solt usually acts as a leader of a sacrificial cult full of std riddling sl-ts to determine whether a woman is sl-tty enough.
3. the solt has every s-xual transmitted disease known to exist. has the power to transmit std’s without engaging in any s-xual activity.
kenny: the doctor informed me that i have syphilis, chlamydia, and hepat-tis! i knew i shouldn’t have went to amsterdam…
siri: it’s because you walked next to that solt. just getting near her is basically having s-x with 33 homeless nicaraguans, eating a bowl of rhino sh-t, contracting aids from an entire colony of an african tribe, and holding hands with kim cattrall.
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