som “nom-nom” nambulism
a sleep disorder that involves sleep walking and “sleep eating”.
jeff: “i left a bucket of chicken legs right there in the fridge.”
doctor: “and no one else ate it?”
jeff: “no way! i live alone and the door was bolted!”
doctor: “…you may have a rare case of ‘som “nom-nom” nambulism’.”
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