Sombie
zombies that wear sombreros.
man one: uh oh, the sombies are coming!
man two: i heard if you knock their sombrero off, they die!
racial slur for a mexican referring to the silly oversized hats they wear (sombrero)
there are a group of sombies that mow the neighbor’s lawn
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