sombrero dudes
the coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in mr. bentley’s cl-ss (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking kevin braiden and stuff, and i wouldn’t believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our cl-ss would steal it and read it and believe it and then we’s have to spend days telling him it wasn’t true, but by that time, the whole school knew. sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.
me: friend, who do you like?
friend: well…i like kevin braiden.
me: ha! yah right!
tall guy: haha! i have your chatroom! i’m going to read it!
friend: no! let go of it!
tall guy: you like kevin braiden?! bahahahahahaha! now i have to tell everybody!!!!
friend: no! it isn’t true!
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