Somer


french for beautiful summer. somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. somer’s are very unique and extremely gorgeous.
she should be a somer!
a place with nothing to do but drink and smoke. half the kids are always sitting around at home and the other half are to f-cked up to do anything. its probably to small to find on a map…
yo we should do suttin.
whats there to do in somers?
nothing.
ight lets get f-cked up
a twirling, long river in england, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. rare cases show differently. somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. but no matter what somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. they have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.
edward: okay. so this random came up and talked to me today.
alex: somer?
edward: how’d you know???
alex: that’s just somer.
a small boring place in connecticut where there is nothing to do. the best place to go is dunkin donuts. theres tons of pizza places but nothing else. all the kids a either sn-bs or potheads.
holy cr-p somers is soo boring
a small town in connecticut that is actually a very beautiful place to grow up. many kids complain that there’s nothing to do here and that it isn’t any fun, but the bowers lacrosse tournament is hosted here every year as well as the four town fair.

somers is so small that rumors spread incredibly fast, but on the flip side, everyone will know and be there for you if something bad happens.

about a third of the town is farmland, and there is probably one horse to every five residents.
nearly the entire youth population plays lacrosse, the dominant sport here. somers lax teams are amazing and have a spirit of unity for the most part.
the funny thing here is that half of the town is very privileged, and the other half is dirt poor and relies on welfare.

the schools are pretty great, with many smart students.
somers is a great town!
boy 1: so what are you doing this weekend?
boy 2: i have a lacrosse tournament in somers!
boy 1: the bowers? man, i wish i never quit lacrosse. it’s just that those somers kids beat us every time and it was annoying me.
boy 2: bro, you kidding me? bowers is the reason why i still play!
girl: the barn that i ride at is in somers, it’s really nice there!

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