somerset academy



a “college prep” school that is predominetly mormon &/or kids who lie about smoking dope. anyone who doesent fit into one of those categories or doesent play lacrosse is deemed as a heathen and is driven to a point of insanity.
my parents enrolled me into somerset academy skypointe, i tried to explain that sending a metalhead such as myself would be a disaster, but they did not listen forcing me to be a “sinner” through the eyes of the feeble.

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