somus


a total dipsh-t who eats p-n-s for money to feed his cs addiction
somus eats c-ck

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    basically feeling musical, or feeling like singing/playing an instument, etc. “i feel songative today!” or “i’m feeling songative, i think i’ll play my guitar”

  • Sort it

    to figure something out, work something out i don’t know what’s wrong with him… you need to sort it! you had better sort it then…

  • Spetnaz

    another word for smoking the sweet reefer. let’s go smoke some spetnaz!

  • sperm injury

    a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm c-ssie: “hey, did you hear that juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?” pam: “what happened?” c-ssie: “sperm injury…the baby is due in may.” pam: “good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury.”

  • spivak

    syn. for lucky pierre the meat in a dude sandwich, often involved getting/giving -n-l also administering oral to a luckier pierre. dude, that guys walkin funny, and has a suspicious glow to his face…what a f-ckin spivak. a spivak lures, hits on, and attempts to engage in s-xual conduct with females who have already experienced […]


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