son of a dick


a phrase used out of anger, usually in place of “son of a b-tch.” as it contains no curse words, it’s okay to say in public.
teacher: so don’t forget cl-ss, your essays are due tomorrow.

student: son of a d-ck! i totally forgot about that.

teacher: excuse me! what did you say?

student: it’s okay, i didn’t say son of a b-tch, i said son of a d-ck. that’s clean.

teacher: oh, i see. never mind.
alex dhism
sonofad-ck! where the d-ck did he come from?

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