Son of Liberty
while having s-x with a british girl from behind, slap her back until it turns red, then shout “don’t tread on me!” or “no taxation without representation!”
jim: hey, did you hear andy’s sleeping with eliza?
steve: that u.k. exchange student? andy’s a traitor to the revolution!
jim: no, it’s okay, he gave her a son of liberty last night.
steve: oh, okay, no problem then. d-mn lobsterbacks.
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