Son of the soil
literal: undefined, gender exclusionary term, no known specimen in existence, no person ever grew out of any soil. noun extensively used in south asia. mostly used by bigots to differentiate between themselves and citizens of a different heritage.
he is a real (punjabi, sindhi, baloch, pathan etc.) a son of the soil. if you don’t speak our language you can’t be a son of the soil.
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