sonfused


when a mother has twins, identical boys, and has trouble telling them apart. she may call one by the other’s name or give them the wrong lunch before they go to school. this also applies to fathers with identical twin sons.
tommy’s mom just called him oscar, but oscar is sick at home….she’s sonfused today.

Read Also:

  • Stableforth

    really english last name, that represents the fact of unreality, the ability to drink like a fish, party and the ability to reap the benefits of women unlike no other. usually characterized as good looking, intelligent, and wise. man that kid is honestly “stableforthin,” look at him go. man stableforth is unreal, look at that […]

  • Staffy

    a drink ‘accidentally’ mis-poured, sold at a reduced rate, our outside of standard service practice for the bar staff to enjoy. my mate is the bartender and gave me a staffy for half price. short for staffordshire bull terrier,it is a ver commen dog and is the 4 th most popular dog in britian, they […]

  • Stairwell Tour

    as in “takin’ the stairwell tour”. to become so crunk you make insane -ssumptions like the hotel doesn’t have an elevator (because you can’t locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option. sheila: “dude, where’s amy? we came into the lobby together but i can’t find her now!” rob: “well, she tried […]

  • stalkerwalker

    one who attempts to ‘walk you home’ after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarr-ssingly public place. also see: creepster girl 1: john tried to walk me home last night, even though i wasn’t having any of it at the bar. […]

  • stampeding elephant

    the act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. if successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the -n-s. billy b-ttl-st gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.


Disclaimer: sonfused definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.