song of songs


a book in the bible that is very s-xual.
son-(reading under his breath) with br–sts like towers…

mother-what are you reading, young man? that type of book is not allowed in this house.

son-the bible. song of songs.

mother-oh. well, go watch veggietales instead. –jerks bible away–
the song of songs or commonly known as the song of solomon is a beautifly well written book written in the old testament or what jewish people refer to as the torah. it was written by solomon king of israel to his soon to be wife the queen of sheba.
noun

have you read the song of songs?

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