Sonia Pizarro
jabba the hut’s sister, she the fat lady from the tv show operation repo, she wears dresses made of shower curtens and bed sheets, because they don’t make dresses her size
sonia pizarro: scueze meh sir! we are comendating your car!
guy: i thought dinosurs were extinked!
sonia pizarro: just for that i am eating you for lunch!
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