Sonic 500


when a person gets in their car, drives around the sonic, drives as fast as they can down 10th street to our pathetic excuse of a mall, drives around the mall, and drives back to sonic.
person #1: what’d u wanna do?
person #2: idk, how bout the sonic 500?
it’s when a bunch of redneck teenagers ride around because there ain’t nothing else in this whole town to do beside’s go and get kicked outta the movies.
i’m bored..how bout the sonic 500

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