sonic screwdriver
a gourmet blend of bud light lime, sunny d, a splash of aged bongwater, and a shot of jack daniels. most potent when served with a prescription to xanax.
“garrett and i downed at least 3 sonic screwdrivers before we started to really wig out.”
general-purpose tool used by doctor who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld sf device to do.
the sonic screwdriver “gets you into anything” — bbc web site
f-cking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis
me: doctor were trapped
doctor:dont worry stan i’ll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty b-st-rd
doctor:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea
a wicked little contraption that the doctor uses to get out of sticky sitchs.
donna: what should we do?!
dr who (pulls out sonic screwdriver): i was thinking this.
bzzzzzz
-they aree now out of trouble-
a c-cktail containing blue jones soda and vodka. the sonic screwdriver is a variation of the screwdriver c-cktail. the name “sonic screwdriver” is a reference to the multi-functional tool used by the doctor in the science-fiction show doctor who. “sonic” may also be in reference to sonic the hedgehog due to the character and the drink both being blue. curaçao liqueur mixed with orange juice is also referred to as a sonic screwdriver.
friend: “awwww man!, we’re all out of orange juice”
me: “it’s okay i got jones soda, we’ll makes some sonic screwdrivers”
friend: “what’s that?”
me: “only the most delectable c-cktail ever created!”
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