Sonny Kofax
much like the houdini, the sunny kofax is accomplished while performing the act of coitus (doggy style) with a s-xual counterpart, and feigning s-xual climax, waiting for the partner to turn around, and shouting “fastball!” and throwing the -j-c-l-t- mess into their face. achieving maximum satisfaction for the kofaxer.
wendy: kevin, what’s wrong with your eye?
kevin: my boyfriend gave me sonny kofax last night and it got infected.
henry: maya, how come you’re walking so funny today?
maya: i’m not sure, but i sure did get a mean sonny kofax this morning.
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