Sonora, CA


a small town in the foothills of the sierra nevada mountains in northern california.

a place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they’re dreams are the size of bird brains.

a place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.

a place where the economy has struck so bad, even mcdonald’s isn’t hiring.

a place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there’s only so many people.

oh sonora, sometimes i really don’t miss you.
so how long have you lived in sonora, ca?

forever.

well what do you do there? do you have a job? are you taking any cl-sses?

nope. we do nothing all day… all night.

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