Son’s Day
the friday before mother’s day, when all the son’s realize they forgot to get their mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. so they take the day off work friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of son’s day), and end up with no money and no mother’s day gift.
son’s day was great this year, i woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. i hope i have enough money to get mom a gift for mother’s day on sunday.
Read Also:
- lol language
when somebody tries to express their crazy laughter in text and uses phrases such as lol omg lmf– rofl lmao!! bwl gmbo lolzzzzz!!!! in one sentence. one: ‘posts crazy funny joke on facebook’ two: (talk lol language) lmf– omg lolz haha rofl lmao bwl omgeezus lol gmbo!!!! funny.
- mingefuck
a universal word used either as a comeback or an insult. catherine: jordan, that’s just not funny. jordan: mingef-ck. girlygurlz: lolz i had da bestest tym 2dae lolz! me: mingef-ck
- Cheeseburger Speech
when one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn’t know what to say. he then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. everyone in the cl-ssroom is dumbfounded. his cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.
- minge monster
small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to stds or bite your boaby off when entering the minge 1.oh my god that girl i had last night had a huge minge monster in her c-nt, i better go get checked out 2. i lost my boaby last night to a minge […]
- sophuckticated
any type of tool, organization, software, person that is touted as being sophisticated, but is really all ph-cked up or causes more problems than it is meant to solve. our records department software is so very soph-ckticated, you can order a client file right from your desktop and in 30 days wonder why you never […]