SOOF


soof meaning swear on our friendship, this word was invented in the crestview florida scene, it should not be used to force out a confession, it should only be used sparingly and as a last resort.
jennifer- i have brain cancer

andrew-no you don’t!

jennifer- yeah… i do.

andrew-soof?
abbreviation for swear on our friendship (s.o.o.f.).

if someone soof’s you or says soof it means they are telling the absolute 100% truth or your friendship is over.

its like a pinky swear, but without having to touch pinkies or kiss each-others thumbs or whatever people do to make promises or prove they are telling the truth.
sorority girl #1: did you cheat on me with my roommate?

sorority girl #2: no…

sorority girl #1: soof ?

sorority girl #2: soof. bible.
word combination of soft and poof. a derogatory term for someone who is not only soft but a poof. person will not do typical or even basic tasks that may only require minimum effort. also posses h-m-s-xual tendencies.
luke: “what are you on about, you you don’t want to do it!? don’t be a soof”.
abbreviation for the nj pop/punk band sharply out of focus. hailing from the meadowlands area they hope to be one of the latest additions to the ever growing nj music scene.
guy/girl 1: hey did you check out that band soof last night?

guy/girl 2: oh you mean sharply out of focus? yea they kicked major -ss!

guy/girl 1: yea, they were so awesome!

mysp-ce.com/sharplyoutoffocus
avb. “of the highest order”. from “so fc-k”
that jones is soof gay
derived from “so f-cked up”.
“sooo f-cked up” ->
“so f-cked…” ->
“so fuu..” ->
“soaf” ->
“soof”
“dood, i am soof.”

“dood, that is soof!”
student organization operational fund
let’s buy some supplies from office depot, get our soof money, then return it and keep the money!

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