soothe your boobs


an alternate way of saying ‘calm your b-lls’, or simply ‘calm down’. used when someone really needs to eat a snickers, but there are none available.
“can you seriously believe what just happened?!” “whoa, soothe your b–bs, it’s not a big deal.”

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