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sophie pollard

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• exacock

  a unit of d-ck measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a petac-ck and 1,000 times smaller than a zettac-ck. only giants have c-cks larger than this. this d-ck size is also known to scare away the largest dinosaurs and this size can easily fit in my urethra. want some exac-ck?

• finch eggs

  the act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man’s freshly shaven t-st-cl-s whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. this is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor. justin: “i want cork!” pedro: “i’ve got the hook up… gave my boy finch eggs.”

• mask on

  a cover up for what or who you really are daily . i’m really sad but i will keep smiling, so i have a mask on.

• aeja

  a person who uses facetime like a phone call instead of a video chat. is a white girl but knows how to pr-nounce “tortilla” and “tajin” correctly. bird’s future girlfriend. “dude, my crush better not be an aeja with facetime cause i want to see his face.” “yes! finally! she’s an aeja! she knows how […]

• warm swarm

  another way of describing the act of climaxing on someone or something example 1 oh yea i just gave the b-tch nancy a warm swarm all over her face example 2 when my warm swarm shot out so hard that most of it hit the ceiling

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