Sophisticated

the opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke’s over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is too much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.
sophistiated: “hi, jenna. it’s great to hear from you again! yes, i’d love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. i’ll see you there!”

unsophisticated. “oh em gee. jenna! wow…like…wow. i can so so not believe it’s you, like, omigosh! can i like…stop by or something? ’cause my ex is in town, and he’s soooooooooo annoying. like, stalker-ish annoying. it’s sort of freaky — hey, h-llo?! like, are you still there?”

sophisticated e-mail: ms. thompson, i will not be in your 4th period history cl-ss today because of an illness i’ve contracted. can you please send the homework -ssignment to me? thanks, corina.

unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to cl-ss and i need the hw k bai
sophisticated:

an evening out in tunbridge wells, beginning with a comfortable meal folowed by a few quiet drinks and genteel mocking of the locals
dob took everyone out for a sophisticated evening. they rejected this, got drunk on many shots from weatherspoons, chased all the people from new beacon around trying to smash box. lauara let them all off because it doesn’t count if it happens on a night out, dob brushed any accusations of old age off like a solid t-rd and tried to smash a teenager.

nam and clayton decided to double team some granny from the kebab shop, and clayton now has to wear an eyepatch due to friendly fire from nam who has had too many protien shakes.

sophisticated – we know the real meaning!
to use large vocabulary and intellectual knowledge and phrases. for one to be sophisticated one must always refer to one as one individual who is capable of comprehending and translating different intellectual knowledge and terminology. the most important thing into being a sophisticated human of mankind is to always perform the act of wise hand gestures. this will show the people “i know what i’m talking about”. also, wear neutral and sometimes rather boring colors to come across to people that you are on of sophisticated intelligence and not to be messed with… by turtles.
-hand gestured begin- thy turtles are thus sophisticated mortals in thy spherical orbiting planetary object in which we inhabit in the name “earth”.
an exercise in sophistry that if you don’t understand this (whatever) at least as well as i’m pretending to, then you’re obviously a moron!
“the bouquet on this 1983 chateau deplonk is divinely sophisticated darling… (when it actually smells like skunk sh-t)… it has a persimmon lavender attack and a finish with notes of sour raspberry c-m-shot sauce… it only costs $350 a bottle”
a situation comparable to a homeless man jacking off on your face
tom: he be thinkin he looks all sophisticated and what not.

cole: yeeeeeah, it looks like a homeless man yaked on his mug.
sophmores
queena and diana
sophmores
grade 10
diana park and queena’s gonna be 10th gradersss