sophistipuss
a cunningly s-xy babe. a rare breed of female who is not only extremely attractive, s-xy, and hot, but also witty, intellectual, a book reader, gives quick retorts. lures you in with her feminine wiles but keeps it cl-ssy. wears a short skirt and a long jacket. stays up late and gets up early.
a true blue ribbon gal. not the type to be seen hanging around with the likes of hooligans, harlots, and hoodlums. not a raggedy b-tch.
the opposite of sara silverman.
“yo brah, did you smush that sk-nk last night?”
“nah you mistaken dawg, that was some sophistipuss if i’ve seen some.”
natalie portman in star wars.
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