sopstic


a sloth. sadom-s-ch-stic tree dwelling pseudopod. found primarily in the pacific northwest, the sopstic’s diet consists of mostly people feeding its trolls.
d-mn yo, you sopstic’d the f-ck out of that breezy. the cops are probably coming. lets gtfo.

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