sorbasexual


a h-m-s-xual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme h-m-phobia. named after ryan sorba, following his bigoted rant against the american conservative union for simply allowing a h-m-s-xual group to attend the conservative political action conference.
did you hear that lindsey graham is gay?

ya, he’s a total sorbas-xual.

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