Sore Balls
1.) caused by unfinished bj’s, see blue b-lls
2.) words to utter to break an awkward silence.
3.) trying to grab a receipt out of someone’s hands, missing, and poking the unsuspecting victims’ left t-st-cl- instead.
1.) “oh yeah, baby!” -approaching footsteps- “oh, sh-t!…my parents are home!” put that back in your pants!
2.) “….” -more silence- “hey everyone, i have sore b-lls!”
3.) “hey doug!” -quick attempt to grab receipt-…-augh, groaning noises- as doug lays, holding his crotch, on the floor.
(n) a gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. to give “soreb-lls”, you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the t-st-cl-s of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.
when you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreb-lls is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he’s not as cool as he thinks he is.
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