sorprende


spanish for “it surprises”, when someone is unfamiliar with a common thing/notion/occurrence, usually used in a derogatory sense. can be an adjective or a noun.
the apocr-phal story of george h. w. bush’s sorprende experience with bar code scanners–he was reportedly amazed by the technology in a modern grocery store, because of his “elite” status. snopes says it is false.

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