Sortino
sortino. hebrew meaning awesome, or translating to “shortevinoski”. if you have the last name sortino, you are defiantly going to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. sortino is more closely related to the word scorpion because it is very possible that 50 million years ago in the time of the tri-ssica era the very first people found a mysterious baby. they believed that this baby had evolved from a scorpion. they decided to name this baby sortino. then this baby grew up to do amazing things, such as become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
girl: do you see that teenage mutant ninja turtle?!
boy: must be a sortino.
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