SortUlv


a metal-loving thrashhead from the frozen depths of norway. likes virtual b-tts-x with baronen or nabbe, chilling on spillegal and watching naruto. despite the nick, he’s not a furry. one of the most bad-ss persons the internet has to offer.
16:59 men det var bare en dum kjerring som ikke visste hvorfor gutter var fascinert av pupper
16:59 men ærlig talt
16:59 det sier seg selv
16:59 det er
16:59 pupper
16:59 hallo

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