sound manager
the s-xy beast that sits at the back of the auditorium. usually has a completely useless -ssistant. is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. has the best taste in music. may also be known as audio jesus, sound g-d or sound g-ddess. do not p-ss them off because they will either shut your microphone off during your solo or strangle you with an xlr wire
friend: what are you doing tonight?
sound manger: off doing soundy things, as the sound manager i have no life
actor: make sure my mic sounds good
sound manager: it would sound good if you actually said your lines like your would in a show when we do mic check.
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