soup in the can


during s-x the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will -j-c-l-t- in their face. then take a empty soup can and sh-t in it. wipe the c-m off their face and use it for seasoning. then say “minestrone soup b-tch”and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.
“last friday i gave gabe gl-sser the good ol soup in the can”

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