Soup Knife


used to describe a person who is socially awkward and serves no real purpose in a group of friends.

originated when a group of friends were spooning on a trampoline and there was one friend who was not in the spooning line. this friend was called the soup knife for he was not a spoon.
on malka’s trampoline:

all: this is a great spooning session.
jalen: roy, why aren’t you in this line?
roy: no, i’d uhh rather kick it and do uhh nothing.
lauren: (obnoxious laugh) you’re such a soup knife roy!

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