soup sandwich

a slang term used by members of the united states army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. this term is often shortened to just “soup.”

the term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
“you are soup, private! you are a dog-gone soup sandwich! drop!”
a phrase used extensively in the u.s. military to describe a person or a situation that is in complete disarray. a description of something that is totally f-cked up.
johnson! holy sh-t! look at your uniform! you looked as f-cked up as a soup sandwich. you’re a godd-mn chicken noodle hoagie!”!”
a term used in the us army to denote extreme uselessness. it is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of sh-t that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.

so the implication here is that the object of discussion is ‘f-cked up like a soup sandwich.’

equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
tore up from the floor up.
useless as t-ts on a boar..
and so forth.
drill sergeant: “private you can’t do anything right, you could break a godd-mn crow-bar. why i couldn’t trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of godd-mn hundred mph tape. you’re about as worthless as a soup sandwich.”

drill sergeant: “you are the lowliest godd-mn example of hot garbage i have ever seen. you look like a godd-mn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty -ss boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a godd-mn green pad. that is godd-mn un-sat, private. report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullf-cked appropriately.”
term used extensively in the us army to describe something that ain’t right and 9 times out of 10 can’t get right. (if you put soup between two slices of bread…it ain’t right, nor can it get right).
really, private boscoe. you’re just ate up, f–kin’ soup sandwich!
something that is so f-cked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.
dave peeing in that gurls but was more f-cked up then a soup sandwich
1) a complete mess
2) a person with a total lack of organizational skills.
wow, you forgot your wallet, got pulled over, and locked your keys in the car?!? what a f-cking soup-sandwich!
a baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.
giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of mrs n-sselwein, dr perls said to his patient, “lady, you’re more f-cked up than a soup sandwich.”

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