sour jerker


a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having s-x and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting s-x. thus jacking off with a sour face.

when you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.
rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker

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