Sour Melted Brownie
well, first off, have s-x. although, the female involved must have her granny panties on or at the ready! near the end of s-x when the guy starts to feel his giblets tingle and jingle, let him release his m-ssive load in the granny panties. i bet your thinking oh, that’s dumb. but wait, there is more. now, the male must be ready to drop a fairly good sized deuce (p–p). deliver the goods in the granny panties on top of the c-m. now the female must pull up the granny panties and wear them the rest of the day.
1)excuse me miss, would you mind if i tried your sour melted brownie?
2)
dominic: hey grandma, can i borrow your granny panties so me and my girlfriend willanda can make a sour melted brownie?
olga: hey suze, what is that smell? it wreaks.
suze: oh it’s only a sour melted brownie. dave gave it to me after a decent round of s-x. i’m wearing it like a trophy.
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