South African Backflip
the act of having your partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.
this will usually end in a broken d-ck and a ton of screaming.
extra points for actually making it in your partner.
” dude i saw the ambulance at your house last night, what happened?”
” i tried to do a south african backflip, but i missed.
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