South African beer
not really beer at all, it is just zebra p-ss drank out of a vuvuzela by south african’s whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how sh-t their country is.
man1: “hey heinrich, anymore of this warm golden south african beer to quench my thirst?”
heinrich: “yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey………. by the way, how sh-t is our country?”
man1: “pretty sh-t indeed”
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