south african toothbrush
| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |
discovered by the first englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. the steps are as follows:-
(1) take a knee
(2) place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. nelson would be proud of you.
mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
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