while you’re dipping spread the -sshole w both thumbs and spit into his/her r-ct-m and proceed to penetrate
i gave my girl a south brunswick oil well during s-x and she had tabacco residue around her -sshole for weeks
- p*ssy moustache
hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping. thought i as getting with the furor when i went down on her. had that p-ssy moustache hovering under my nose. gave her my best “seig heil”!
a cool dude who pretends that he is the best person ever and everyone believes him. sometimes his inner nerd comes out and everyone thinks he is a weirdo. that dude is such a christopherson!
he’s mysterious, but handsome. usually dark haired with beautiful brown eyes. he can be a gamer but at the same time one of the coolest guys you know. he’s very hardworking and masculine but very opinionated and stubborn. he has a heart of gold, he’s nice to people without gudgment. jessica: ” i saw him […]
- majestic eagle
a beautiful creature who lives life with a p-ssion and purpose. ducks, eagles, pandas, cows, and people are the only creatures that can be nicknamed this phrase. wow that guys like a majestic eagle!
- poon ticker
a poon ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain’t putting out often enough. lol his face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat….he was slamming sh-t all over the place and she wasn’t giving up the love enough. he was poon tickin’….he was […]