South of the Border


a hotel chain, one of which is in south carolina. it is rather tacky and is like a mini-las vegas, except mexican themed. it’s mascott, pedro, is featured everywhere, including the many reminder signs you see before you reach the hotel. some of the local teenagers enjoy driving out to these signs and using them for target practice. if you p-ss by any of these signs on the road, be sure to look for bullett holes in pedro and/or the revolving sheep!
we should check-in at south of the border so we can rest up for the rest of the drive to florida.

why does south of the border have a rotating sombrero ride?
below the belt. i.e. the genital area.
man, i love when she goes south of the border!
area in great britain – england
area in england – south london
england is south of the border to scotland

south london is south of the border to the w-nkers in north london.
verb – a form of s-x where the penetrating partner withdraws his/her penetrating device/organ/fingers, coats them in hot sauce (preferably a mexican-made brand such as tapatio), then reinserts. the penetrated partner then lets out a cry, along the lines of “yaarrrrrrraaahaaa!”
a: “i just south of the bordered this hot chick from accounting, and she screamed like a marichi. then she ran off like speedy gonzalez.”
b: “that’s a terrible stereotype.”

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