south paw monkey spanker
one who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, m-st-rb-t-!
a lefty, per say
may be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
also referred to as an s.p.m.p.
kristine: so i used my teloscope last night and looked into ray’s window. did you know that he is a south paw monkey spanker?
derek: so i applied for this new job at the home depot, and my boss wanted to know if i was an s.p.m.p. and i’m all wtf? on occasion, though, i do, do the five kunckle shuffle with ‘ol lefty!
janet: hey bobby?
bobby: yes janet?
janet: do you partic-p-te in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
bobby: why yes, i am an s.p.m.p.!
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