southern boy
a good ol’ boy from the southern states of alabama georgia louisiana texas virginia south and north carolina tennessee florida mississippi arkansas and kentucky
im just a southern boy from the bluegr-ss.
an anotomical male who, instead of seeking out companionship in a significant other, opts to m-st-rb-t-, thus satisfying his s-xual needs. he has friends, thus satisfying his other human needs, but may not feel the desire or see the worth in cultivating a relationship.
i knew this guy, he was a real southern boy. i told him to give me a call when he had his life together. last i heard he went to minneapolis to become a welder. i wonder if he’ll ever settle down with anybody.
male country b-mpkin w/o teeth from virginia, carolinas, tennessee, kentucky, georgia, mississippi, alabama, arkansas, louisiana, oklahoma and texas.
when i was in oklahoma i said, “look at that there trailer yonder! the one with the chevette on blocks in front, yep he must be a good old southern boy. yee-haw!!!!!”
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