Southern C.A.L Performance


a bunch of drunk wannabe rednecks who take there technical advice from a 15 yearold middle schooler who f-cks up compression ratios cause he has no math skills. theres also the owner, a compulsive liar who claims the drummer of 311 bought his car when we all knew it was a drug dealer(sloppy c-nt). then theres the 2 guys who work there that are pedofiles. case in point, dont go there.
southern c.a.l performance is causing m.a.f.i.a performance to stay awake till 4am and fix what they f-cked up, which would be my body kit.

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