Southern Georgia Clam Bottom
when getting ready to perform -n-l s-x on your partner, you insert a “tampax pearl” partly into your partners -ss. you then insert the rest of the “tampax pearl” into their -ss using your stiffened member, and await the “c-mming” of the pearl.
“dude, last night i gave my girl a southern georgia clam bottom using her last tampax pearl, she was so p-ssed!”
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