southern man
a man who will, open doors for you, tell you you’re beautiful, and love you so hard you can’t see straight. the only man that can steal your heart, smash it to a thousand pieces, and hand it back to you, only to have you say thank you, because he was just so d-mn nice about it.
to know the love of a southern man, is to know true love, if only for a little while.
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