southern middle school
1/3 dip-sh-ts 1/3 pot heads 1/3 try-hards.
1. a school in southern york county school district in southern pennsylvania, which is literally steaming sh-t on the sidewalk. g-d forbid it’s the teachers fault, it’s always the students fault something bad happened. when you walk down the herpes infested halls of southern middle school and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% -sshats, don’t even think about being yourself, you’ll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally -ssaulted to all h-ll. want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? good luck, all you’ll hear is the biased opinion of your “happy” guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. how many people tried to kill themselves due to this sh-t stained school? how many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? how many people are getting s-xually -ssaulted within the hallways? too many to count. but oh, the students are just “acting up” and “don’t know what they’re talking about”.
student 1: how many d-cks did teresa suck last night
student 2: i don’t know man, this is southern middle school anyone would give in.
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