Soviet Pressure Torture
1. a type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the -n-s and inflating the r-ct-m like a balloon
2. a type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketb-lls into the male genitals, and inflating either the p-n-s or scr-t-m like a balloon
officer: well, you’re pretty tough. all other interrogation methods have failed, so we’ll have to go to the last resort.
prisoner: what’s that?
officer: soviet pressure torture.
prisoner: noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’ll tell you everything!
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