Sowned


abbreviated version of “so owned”, a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.
“j00 just got sowned”

” i sux0r, i got sowned”

“s0wned again!!”
the fusion of the words ‘so owned.’ when both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.
‘oh my days boy you got sowned’ as opposed to ‘oh my days boy you got so owned’
to more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.
we s0wned them last game :p
to take advantage of other hardware / physical objects for your own personal gain.
using an open wireless network to access the internet which isn’t yours and you are not paying for. the person/organisation in question has been sowned.

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