space bar

a place where aliens and astronauts can knock back a few drinks.
alien: £^%!2zxc£5″%!£&-£35aj%!&£-% ?
alien2: yeah, i got time, let’s head for the sp-ce bar
that thingy a lot of people don’t use when they should
hit the d-mn sp-ce bar once in a while!
a very brief pause between words when speaking so people can understand you.
(credit to comedian howie mandel)
you talk too fast, man, use your f–king sp-cebar.
sp-ce bar the key thats so popular it makes enter look like z.
no one gets more attention that sp-ce bar.
z-no one ever uses me!
sp-ce bar- wow man thats sad i get used 24-7 maybe you should have been born a vowel or something. at least you can spell zoolander though.
possibly the s-xiest key on the standard keyboard. it feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and…. if you’re a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.
-presses the sp-cebar-

“oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, what a feeling!!!! toyot-”
“quiet, you!”
1) the social place for astronauts.
2) a key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn’t do much.
“dude, i am going to mir.”
“dude, have fun at the sp-cebar.”
the sp-ce between words when speaking, so that you can be understood; people that talk too fast and mumble do not use their sp-cebar. (credit to comedian howie mandel.)
she was so excited and talking a mile a minute, i told her to chill and use her f–king sp-cebar.

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